Bobinsky the Bombastic

May 23
Realize I have to grade them all…

Realize I have to grade them all…

May 23
Assign as many essays as possible.

Assign as many essays as possible.

May 21

Have Another Drink, My Dark-Eyed Beauty // Bobinsky and Beery

profbeery:

profbobinsky:

profbeery:

“Er… I dunno. I just give assignments and then grade them, basically,” Beery replied levelly, not sure what he was asking. Surely even Bobinsky could have come up with that? He led the way out and towards Hogsmeade easily, too impatient for his drink to take in the lovely night.

Bobinsky looked back at the castle, the last few lights being extinquished as a soft breeze began to blow. “Are we there yet?” Bobinsky asking impatiently; he felt thirsty and lost, never a good combonation when you are Bobinsky.

Beery turned to him and raised his brows. “Erm. No,” he said, gesturing around the deserted road into Hogsmeade. “Not yet.” He returned to walking, just as impatient as his best friend.

Finally, finally, they made it into the town, and together rushed towards The Three Broomsticks. Beery led the way towards the bar, sitting himself on the high stool rather awkwardly. “Firewhisky, please,” he requested, smiling slightly at Bobinsky.

Bobinsky looked up at the gruff bartender. “What he said” he replied, pointing at Beery. He sat down on the stool with less trouble than Beery, but it still felt odd to him. Once he paid for his drink, he turned to Beery and asked “So what is it I ordered, Herbert?”

May 21

Hello, Class.

blonderosier:

profbobinsky:

blonderosier:

profbobinsky:

blonderosier:

profbobinsky:

I’m the new Astrology teacher, and if you like detentions as much as I think you do, keep talking smack. Your’e dream might come true.

I’m sorry, I’m already booked for the next month- even ask Slughorn. Wait- you’re the new Astrology teacher? That’s it. I want to move class. 

I am the new Astrology teacher and is there a problem with me filling the position?

Define problem, and I’ll get back to you on that. 

Problem: an outcome that is not desirable or not the outcome expected or desired. Do I impose a problem?

Then nope, no problem. Oh, I haven’t introduced myself! I’m Desiree Rosier. Your new problem student. 

A problem student? Well I sincerely doubt that. If anything, once a problem with a focal point of your behavior arose, it won’t be I with the problem…

May 21

alexandermartinov started following you

berthyjorks:

profbobinsky:

berthyjorks:

profbobinsky:

Yes. Are you taking my Astrology class? If yes, I will give you a quick horoscope. If not, I will give you a quick horoscope.

Seems like you left me with no choice, Professor. *chuckles* Okay, let’s hear it! What fortune, or misfortune do the stars tell you about me?


First, your positive attitude towards the unknown lead me to believe that Saturn was around when you were born. Obtain a calm demeanor in this upcoming week and it may provide good things in the future for you. I’d avoid the night though, as the mind is a place where the shadows have eyes and the walls have ears.

I didn’t know Saturn could move. *O_O* But uh..

You are scaring me Professor.. with the “the mind is a place where the shadows have eyes and the walls have ears”.. For I love the night and hearing that made me.. *shudder*

I didn’t mean to scare you, my dear. Just to keep you on your toes, so to speak…

May 21

indigolennox:

profbobinsky:

That moment when you’ve barely finished your first day at school and you realize that there is still an entire year left…

It is gonna be a fun year!!

I can only well imagine… I’m already physically and mentally exhausted…

May 21

indigolennox:

profbobinsky:

That moment when you’ve barely finished your first day at school and you realize that there is still an entire year left…

It is gonna be a fun year!!

I can only well imagine… I’m already physically and mentally exhausted…

May 21
It’s been a long hard day; want to go get a beer with me, Beery?

It’s been a long hard day; want to go get a beer with me, Beery?

May 21
That moment when you’ve barely finished your first day at school and you realize that there is still an entire year left…

That moment when you’ve barely finished your first day at school and you realize that there is still an entire year left…

May 20

Hello, Class.

blonderosier:

profbobinsky:

blonderosier:

profbobinsky:

I’m the new Astrology teacher, and if you like detentions as much as I think you do, keep talking smack. Your’e dream might come true.

I’m sorry, I’m already booked for the next month- even ask Slughorn. Wait- you’re the new Astrology teacher? That’s it. I want to move class. 

I am the new Astrology teacher and is there a problem with me filling the position?

Define problem, and I’ll get back to you on that. 

Problem: an outcome that is not desirable or not the outcome expected or desired. Do I impose a problem?